Breakfast of Champions (The Diet Wars, Part IV) Im chewing my bite of fruit and yogurt. Hes railing on and on. A polemic on politics. Taking glee in the absurdity and subsequent embarrassment of some stranger. He bends to kiss me while both our mouths are still full. Mine - full of food. His - words. I stop him in disgust. Im chewing., I say. He is immediately hurt by my words, I didnt know I wasnt allowed to kiss you while you were eating. I dont want to be kissed by lips that have just finished skewering other people. Even if its people whom I dont like, nor have any regard for. Ill never understand how anyone acquires the taste for schadenfreude.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 21:12:56 +0000
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