Breaking: A DNA test has been leaked that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is actually the illegitimate son of former President George H. W. Bush. The leaked documents confirmed what many New Jerseyans already suspected: their Governor is, indeed, a bastard. But now, a DNA test has confirmed that his conception was the result of a dalliance President Bush had with Christies liberal mother, Sondra, almost fifty-three years ago while on vacation in Cape Cod. When his half-brother Jeb was informed and asked how he felt about running for his Partys nomination against his half-lib half brother, Bush replied: A Bush by any other name in the White House would still insure the divine right of kings lives on. May the best Bush, legitimate or not, be coronated! 89 year old former First Lady Barbara Pierce Bush could not be reached for comment. More at eleven.
Posted on: Tue, 09 Dec 2014 18:18:57 +0000
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