Breaking News - Exhibit 1 The Suspect Hydrological Activities Investigating Sub-Committee wishes to thank those members who have deluged our office with evidence pertaining to the inquiry into suspect activities at Jack McEwen Swamp. The period of public and member submissions has now closed. We are especially grateful to Dr Erstwhile Truthwright (Founder and National Convenor of the HHDRS) for providing access to his part of his private photographic collection and for drawing our attention to the snapshot entitled Joe Makes the Tub Percolate. The photo appears to show laundry boy Sinodinos with a members Hockey and Pyne and an as yet unidentified entity (possibly half squid?) in the disused hot tub located adjacent to the swamps old swim-up bar. Member Pynes hairstyle suggests the photo was taken during his Flock of Seagulls phase, which has allowed our team of forensic investigators to date the episode to sometime between 5 April and 22 April 2013. Without drawing any conclusions from the photo, it has nevertheless been entered into evidence for consideration by the Committee. von Ribbentrop (Miss)
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 12:35:12 +0000
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