Breaking News: GOP Alternative to Obama Care! Finally, the GOP has released their long awaited alternative healthcare program called “AIRCARE”. In the 500 page document presented at the recent GOP convention Boehner explains the core idea to journalists: Every person who can pay for a flight ticket will receive a free Full X-Ray Body Scan at the airport. For a minimal fee of 55 USD you can register your online account and the TSA will send you the picture per email. Once received, you will be able to do your own research and health checking. If you find any health issues besides explosives you can take the picture to your doctor for further review. Of course the doctor will have to pay a small 24 USD licensing fee to be able to use the X-Ray but it will be worth it. Boehner says, this is a winning plan and we thank the Airlines & the TSA for their corporation in developing this new healthcare system. In order to properly thank the airlines we decided to call it “AIRCARE”. When asked by a reporter what will happen to the non-flying citizen in the USA, Boehner responded that they are still working on some issues but solutions already presenting themselves. Boehner believes that with the continues push of the GOP to make sure that every citizen will own and carry a gun we will have a increase in gun violence. Probably within the next 10 years gun violence will rise to a level where we will need those X-Ray Body Scan machines everywhere to control and restrict access to many areas of our live to make them safe and secure. The GOP sees the future of those X-ray Body Scan machines in deploying them everywhere such as government offices, public places, bars, malls, banks , stores, supermarkets, schools, beaches and other areas. This massive control system will make sure that we are all safe. With the double usage of combined safety and health, the AIRCAIR health program will organically grow within poverty areas and people who currently cannot buy a flight ticket. Boehner said “With this simple plan we will be able to provide AIRCARE healthcare to the remaining part of the country and reach people Obama care would never reach”. The American people thank Boehner and the whole GOP for their dedicated work and thinking outside the box solutions in solving our countries health issues in such innovative ways. In the end Boehner made a last remark that building those X-Ray machines will create jobs and shows American pride, innovation and that the private industry is not about greed but up for the challenges of our nation. Because the GOP is concerned about the cost of the AIRCARE program the hard working members of the GOP also worked on how to pay for the program. Boehner said proudly “Instead creating more debt and burden for the state we worked out a business model with the private industry stepping up for our nation and paying for it with zero dollars to our tax payer. Yes, we did provide some tax incentives and tax loopholes along with free TSA workers but strongly believe that this is a small price to pay to solve our Nations healthcare challenges and lower cost of healthcare for generations to come”. You can buy stock for AIRCARE on the New York stock exchange under AIRH. The company was founded by private investment group consisting with people from the NRA, Gun manufactures and the Koch brothers with technology provided by Halliburton and manufacturing by ChinXray. What can go wrong!
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 18:24:44 +0000