Breaking News!!! Kenya has discovered reserves of money that can last 1000 years. I mean, last week the MCAs wanted a lonely wife allowance and now the Senators want off-road cars, Kshs. 500,000 as county allowances and Kshs. 780,000 for personal emoluments!!! In the spirit of spending the reserves of money Kenya has suddenly stumbled upon, I demand an allowance for just being Kenyan! The allowance should include but not limited to: A chance to globe-trot in the disguise of bench marking, a plane to fly home...why suffer travelling on dilapidated roads when I can fly (scratch that, since we are all very rich, there will be air traffic congestion..we all own planes), Kshs. 120 Million house for my folks and another for my unborn children, a blank cheque as my entertainment allowance...oh, some 40 acres of prime land somewhere..esp. one that has been grabbed from poor peasants. (oops..Kenya has no poor peasants anymore!) #crazypoliticianswehave# NKT!!!
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 05:43:03 +0000
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