Breaking News The British Government are posting the Education Secretary, Michael Gove to China in an effort to learn more about Britains progressive values. The PM David Cameron said today, We will be saving billions of pounds by buying our National Curriculum from China. We shall also require children to wear Kimonos, work 14 hour days and move on to a healthier diet of Sushi and Egg noodles. Children who show rapid progression through the levels will be rewarded with Chi-pads, Majong games and Yo Sushi vouchers at the end of each term. Michael Gove has also confirmed that children will be required to read, write and speak Chinese by their 5th birthday. The Education Secretary told the Inside Scoop, Failure to reach such modest targets by our children, will result in the imprisonment of their parents. SS Ofsted will be inspecting all schools and family homes to ensure full compliance. Those who resist the evolution of a Greater Britain will be banished to the Falkland Islands.
Posted on: Tue, 10 Jun 2014 18:12:47 +0000
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