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Breaking Now: After agreement reached between UPA and NDA food security bill gets passed. Our CCJ reporter still trying to get out of tiredness suffered during Assaram coverage and subsequent hangover of 5 pegs was given a job to investigate this matter. After doing hectic surveys and interviews, PK TALLI reached a conclusion that the match is fixed for 2014 elections between both Congress and BJP. NDA and UPA have exploited each other weaknesses.But a middleclass of India has gone for a TOSS ,thats the only way UPA can see Rupee rising of ground. Visibly annoyed PK TALLI while pouring himself yet another drink said ,all are bothered about people below poverty line ,but what about middle class. We have been screwed with royalty without being offered a mattress even.It hurts really. Meanwhile Assaram told our reporter dont crib please,you are not the only one without mattress. Further the juvenile of Delhi rape case ,laughing at CCJ reporter took a scathing remark ,"dont worry I ll be out in 27 months ,next time I ll make sure there is a mattress". PK TALLI got so angry that he punched the guy ,but unfortunately jail bars came in between ,and he was successful in breaking his knuckles. Further the petition moved by bhatkal that he is a juvenile is under thought process in Supreme Court of India as they are busy calculating his age ,if born on leap year as claimed by Bhatkal.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 19:18:25 +0000

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