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Bring him home, wed like to meet your new boyfriend! Im suggesting a new and potentially interesting track. Id like to hear stories from folks who brought someone home to meet their parents who was totally alien to what they could approve. Like you know I saw a film one time where the girl brings home this Punk replete with outrageous outfit and a Mohawk died some weird color and the mother is taken aback as they say and the dad hates him on first sight. As I recall the punk ends up getting it on with her Mom. Hoo Ha. I was by no means so outrageous looking but my second wife was of a conservative WASP family and so when she brought me home it was like Look what the cat dragged in. They actually had a little reception line when we entered their home and her mom was this obese woman with a Martha Washington hair do and a Ship and Shore blouse and Chino Wrap Skirt who greeted us by saying I dont know what to say I guess you say MAZELTOV which last she mispronounced as Mazel TOVE in response to which I was recalling in my mind the bit 50s comic Jackie Gleason used to do when he had such encounter Why you Dirty Old... Ha Ha. These folks were such hard core WASPS they were not even that pleased when their other daughter married an Irishman and it became the family joke that she was going to announce her pregnancy every year at Xmas or Thanksgiving and sure enough she did. Hoo Ha. So anyway, lets hear your story about bringing your totally inappropriate boy or girl friend home.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 12:25:10 +0000

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