Brock to Me at Dinner: BROCK: Dad, I want you to know I am a meninist. Me: Fine son, tell me what a meninist believes. BROCK: A meninist believes some of the following: If a woman can push a shopping cart, she can push a lawnmower. A woman should only check her phone at dinner if she is using it to calculate her half of the check. How do you turn your dishwasher into a snowblower ? Hand her a snow shovel. ME: Golly son, I think I may be a meninist too. Hell, I find sleeping on the couch to be kind of like camping.
Posted on: Wed, 12 Nov 2014 15:58:06 +0000
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