Bubba Joe-Bob Clanton Jr. 210 Squalor Holler Dirt Patch, Arkansas 72715 Employment History Dirt Patch Distillary 1987-1992 · Worked as a quality control offisser for local brewery · Drove deliv’ry and serviced people expediently (our trucks were fast as F@#*%K!) · Also serviced folks with emergency gasolin’’ Dirt Patch Studs-n-Sudz Service 1992-1995 · Serviced prize stock that won many awards at county fair · Inpectin’’ of insemination gun · Prize stock was also homecomin’’ queen Dirt Patch Elamentry Teacher 1995-1999 · Tootered elamentry students · Class won awards fer mathematics skills (could count to 30 without usin’’ their fingers and toes) Bleedin’’ Gums Dentistry 2000-2001 · Perfessional teeth pullin’’ and livestock castration (great multi-tasker) · Used best liquid asthetic in town Business closed due to lack of repeatin’’ customers Education · Graduated from eighth grade with highest honers (two grades above the prestigious Jethro Bodine Any questions, and you can contact me at WWW.WHERESYERSISTER.COM
Posted on: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 21:10:32 +0000
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