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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, Well, Ill be. His face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over. The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, Nope, aint Bubba. The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in, to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, Doggone it, hes pretty well burnt up. Roll him over. The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, No, it aint Bubba. The mortician asked, How can you tell? Gomer said, Well, Bubba had two assholes. What? He had two assholes? asked the mortician. Yup, we never seen em, but everybody used to say, Theres Bubba with them two assholes.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 19:00:02 +0000

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