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Bumper Collections after dewali... Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000. But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 😇 Law of equality 󾭕 The time taken by a wife when she says Ill get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says Ill call u in 5 min!󾔤 Wife = Where R u.? Husband ?= Im At Bank. Wife = Wow thats good ? I need 20,000 ?? For new Cell Phone ,5,000 ?? for new dress ?, 6000?? for new shoes?, 4000?? for new purse?, 8000?? for my new cosmetics Husband ? = Sorry , I mean I am at Blood bank KHOON PIYEGI KHOON ??? Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you click I Agree......!! Wife: Suno ji, Doctor ne muje ek mahina aaram ke liye switzerland ya paris jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kaha jayenge? .󾰕 .󾰴 . .󾰦 .😐 .😇 Husband: Dusre Doctor ke paas..󾌲󾌲 Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today. Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick. Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son. Hubby Ke Bday Par Wife Ne Pucha- Kya Gift Dun?? Hubby:- Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!! Wife:- (Kuch Der Soch Ke) Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi. I argued... She argued... I shouted... She shouted and then she cried Result: she won by duckworth lewis method Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one step at a time ... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes. -------------󾍗 Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband, in the next life.?.. Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai.. waste thodi jane denge! 󾓱󾓜󾓎󾟐 ----------- This one will surely bring a smile. Getting married is like giving . . . . Your own Supari.. Materialistic world- --------------------------- All Men are Brave, Horror Movies dont Scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does 😎󾌫 Whats Checkmate? U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u & wife asks WAS SHE HOT..?? U cnt say no U cnt say yes Dats Checkmate
Posted on: Mon, 04 Nov 2013 06:52:05 +0000

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