Business Partner... Yesterday my great friend and fellow creator of The Pushers, Ed Carden(wont let me tag!!!) and I worked together, for the first time...as business partners. Ed and I have known and acted with one another since college. Ed and I have drank(or drunk) together, acted together, beaten each other up, smoked...cigarettes together, thrown up on one another, slept naked in the bed with one another, etc....We tend to be either one or two things to one another. Either very contentious or extremely immature when we get together. Its always a crap shoot. Kind of the same way I am around my brother. We have been dreaming of this day for a long time. Business partners in Comedy. And surely weve grown up. It was time for Bread. (thats what we call it when we team up) Big Daddy Sean Devereux put us in charge of a few tasks for the Push Comedy Theater .He tends to act like we are stupid and cant do things. Which makes Ed and I very angry. We were gonna prove Daddy wrong today. Our tasks were to get a membership at Costco, buy soap, a broom, a mop, trash-cans, price sofas, love seats, chairs, call the Health and Fire Department and use our common sense with the new Push Comedy Theater Credit card. Easy peezy. Bread was on the case. My new business partner (Ed) met with me at promptly eleven am at the theater. We discussed our plan of attack for about 5 minutes. I called the Health and Fire Department for 6 minutes. Got some criteria on the Health Department. The fire department wasnt home, so I left them a message. Ed and I were worn out from all of that work, so we took an hour lunch-break. It was tough. We went to Chiptole. I returned some late DVDs to the Naro video(Twilight Zone). Then we journeyed back to work. We searched 2nd Act on 21st street and everything looked awesome. Bread was on it. We were taking pictures and had dreams of a very beautiful, decked out theater. Very swanky. Then we saw the prices. Whoops. We then went to a more lower-class thrift store and found some, well call it gently used furniture. We loved them all, and the most expensive piece we saw was a love seat for 14 dollars!!! Score!!!! Ed commented on one of his texts to Father D, These look great, but I wouldnt turn the black light around these couches. We sent the photos to Poppa Devereux and our interior designer. They werent impressed. What do you expect when you put a color blind guy and Animal from the muppets together? Not our fault. Bread still hangs its head high. Ed then drove to Costco because I have no air conditioning in my car. Upon reaching Costco, we realized we had made a blunder. Eds car is always full of junk and the entire backseat and trunk were full. My business partner assured me there was room for some stuff, so we soldiered on. After getting denied a Costco membership due to not having the proper identification, we trekked over to Walmart. You cant stop Bread! We got everything on that list and even some extra stuff(a toothbrush and toothpaste for all four of us). Granted we couldnt see out of the back of the car on the way back, but still mission accomplished. Yeap Ed and Brad/ Bread always gets the job done. Suck it Poppa Devereux... See ya tomorrow Ed, excuse me, Business Partner.. Good talk.
Posted on: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 21:10:41 +0000
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