By the Gods !!!!!! I SIMPLY CAN NOT BELIEVE IT !!!!!!! On a mission to see it its possible to meet an Anteater at Philly zoo (which most likely, it is), I was looking at meet and greet pages on other zoos, and the gods have spoken !!! No, this isnt about meeting an Anteater. This is about meeting that most elusive of Balinese national symbols, the KOMODO DRAGON !!!!!!!! It is official, the days of whining over Australia are OVER. For 1000$, I have a GUARANTEED meeting with a Komodo Dragon IN THE STATES ! People, I have been striving for this for YEARS. I almost gave up, and relegated it to the indefinitely postponed section of my bucket list. The site of the holy grail is in Miami. Yes, MIAMI ?!?! Its over, the planning, the wait (well after I save the funds to go see him), the dream... At last, in the words of the Komodo dragon hymn: My shrine is my homeland, and the entire earth is its altar. Bright Mountains and valleys Are shared by the gods Today, our freedom Sings to the glory of the future The dawn star rises up and shines out between two seas So praise be to freedom, and freedom be praise ! Now I can finally post a recording of it, which I have sworn to never reveal unless I complete the meeting with a Dragon... With this, I now declare my life complete. I can rest knowing that I have fulfilled my duties to the gods, and the prophecy has been answered. As a result of this, all Expositions in 2016 and 2017, as well as the Games of the II Draconic Olympiad taking place in Skagway, Alaska have been rescinded. Funding for Operation High Beam 2016 will occur immediately after EXPO 15 is finished, expected to be 6 March, 2015. The total cost for High Beam is expected to be 1800USD w/ all expenses paid, and emergency funds of 1000$ on the day of departure. Funding will happen over 18 months in 100 USD pieces, with booking of the holy grail to occur on New Years day 2016. Funding at 100USD per month will occur up until the day of departure for said emergency funding. Departure will be one year, three months and six days from that point, therefore making the trip, which is a Universal class Exposition, 6 March, 2017, exactly 2 years from the end of EXPO 15. Case closed, cheers ! See everyone in Miami ! I now present for your enjoyment, the anthem of EXPO 17, Bohemian Rhapsody... https://youtube/watch?v=Wd6qZS1_1aU
Posted on: Thu, 11 Dec 2014 13:10:09 +0000
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