By the time the soldier pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. Youve got to have a room somewhere, he pleaded with a proprietor. Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, but he is an Air Force guy admitted the manager, and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. Im not sure itd be worth it to you. No problem, the tired Army guy assured him. Ill take it. The next morning the soldier came down to breakfasts bright-eyed and bushy tailed. Howd you sleep? asked the manager. Never better, said the soldier. The manager was impressed. No problem with the other guy snoring all night long? No, I shut him up in no time, explained the soldier. Howd you manage that? asked the proprietor. Well, he was already in bed, snoring away, when I walked into the room, explained the soldier. So I gave him a kiss on the cheek, then I whispered in his ear Good night beautiful. He sat up all night watching me.
Posted on: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 00:44:19 +0000
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