CALL OUR FREE PSYCHO HOTLINE NOW! Here is what youll hear when you call: If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, please press 1 exactly 4 times. You will be told you didnt do it quite right. When you finally get it exactly right, we may help you develop and perfect a new compulsion. If you are Co-Dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. We will then help your partner find better ways to manipulate you more effectively. If you have Multiple Personalities, please press 3, 4, and 5. We will hypnotize you and help you recover repressed abuse memories, and then refer you to an attorney who believes in that stuff so you can sue your abuser(s). If you have Schizophrenia, listen carefully and a small, quiet voice will tell you which number to press. When you get it right, hang up and wait for the answer to come in code over the radio. If you have Paranoid Delusions, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can finish tracing the call. If you have Attention Deficit Disorder, press any numbers you can in rapid sequence. It wont matter what the response is since you wouldnt remember it anyway.
Posted on: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 20:59:25 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015