CAUTION: NOT APPROPRIATE FOR MINORS!!! Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone felt shitty, even the mouse. With mom at the whore house and dad smoking grass, Id just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter, I sprang off my piece to see what was the matter. Away to the window I ran while bare-assed, I slipped in some dogshit and fell through the glass. Out on the lawn, I saw a fat prick, I had a certain suspicion that it was St. Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, the old fool was drunk, I could tell by the smell. He filled all out stockings with pretzels and beer and big rubber d*ck for my brother, the queer. He shot up the chimney with a thunderous fart, his beer bellied ass tore my chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he swore out of sight, piss on you all and have a helluva night.
Posted on: Mon, 16 Dec 2013 03:54:20 +0000
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