CENTRE FOR JUMPOLOGY IS NOW OPEN FOR REGISTRATION COME ONE COME ALL This is to inform the general public that the School of Jumpology inow open for admission for candidates wishing to Jump from within the masses into Legislative Paradise that promises earning of =N=250 Million Naira per annuum. Your life will never be the same again. We promise you excellent teaching services in our state of the Art Facility near Maiduguri, boasting gates of various sizes and our famous Gate-Obstacle Course. No age is to young to register from Babies to Old age. Come and learn the latest gating technologies and scaling techniques to enable you safely climb into the National Assembly and become a Senator or a Representative. We offer BA, BSc., Masters, PGD, PhD, and DSc Degree Courses in the following Departments/Schools within the Centre School of Jumpological Excellence (PG Degrees Only for those who have been members of any Legislative House since 1960 to date) School of Legislative Martial Arts and Mace Snatching (Bachelors, Masters and PhD) School of Fencing and Scaling (Bachelors, Masters and PhD) School of Evasion of Legislative Attacks: such as hot slaps, flying punches, headbutting and general fisticuffs (Bachelors, Masters and PhD) School of Legislative Aggression (Featuring the Art of Shouting and Lung inflation techniques) (Bachelors, Masters and PhD) School of General Deception: Lying, Stealing, forging certificates (Toronto style), Stealing without Corruption etc etc. (Bachelors, Masters and PhD) School of General Madness: (Post Graduate Degrees Only) DO NOT WASTE TIME WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU, IT IS AN OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFE TIME
Posted on: Mon, 01 Dec 2014 11:44:50 +0000
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