CHICKEN TITAS (to the tune of Chiquitita by ABBA) Chicken Titas, held in a bra Youre restrained by this new ruling In this size there is no room for unspooling How I hate to see a locked chest There is no way you can defy it The PD is prepared to quell a riot Chicken Titas, want to burst through Double shoulder boulder pylons Your breasts penned, in a cage of lacy nylon You were always free to expand Now I see you caught in a tether While double-D cups squeeze you together Chicken Titas, yearning to grow How the bra straps criss and they cross and restrict your breathing Youll be flouncing round again and this law will end You will have no bind or sheathing Chicken Titas, yearning to fly Now the farmers going to court and suing the mayor Till we see them once again in the chicken pens Say adieu bras, Chicken Titas Topless hens in the chicken pens Say adieu bras, Chicken Titas If this stupid law is struck down And you lose this binding order All the bras will be pilfered by a hoarder Chicken Titas, you cant refuse There is no way you can resell them The sanitation laws repel them Chicken Titas, once again free Hacky-sacky lactating globes for both fun and breeding Youll be dancing round the lawn when the bras are gone And I think it bears repeating Chicken Titas, once again bare Now the hoarders pilfering bras descending upon you But you set them all on fire on a poultry pyre Burning your bras, Chicken Titas Topless chicks gonna flick your Bics Burning your bras, Chicken Titas Topless hens in the chicken pens Say adieu bras, Chicken Titas https://youtube/watch?v=dVnMDYSaYA4
Posted on: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 02:17:48 +0000