CHILDHOOD MUSINGS...I tried to act oversmart with a HEN by touching her CHICKENS,The Hen Beaked me all over my body until my father resqued me.I tried to grab d fish from our CATS mouth but d angry and hungry cat scratched me like a log.I tried to catch a SQUIRREL which had wandered into our house until it bit my finger so hard that i could not stop crying.I tried to train our pet PARROT until he bit my finger so hard that i had to train my finger to move.I tried to shoo away a BUFFALO from our field until he bumped me from behind dat i fell into a stream. I tried to catch a BUTTERFLY from our garden until i banged into a angry old lady who spanked me nonstop.I tried walking past a SNAKE until the snake bit me.I tried catching a CRAB from a hole until the crab bit me so hard dat i had to rush to the Loo.I tried to catch a angry GOAT until it butted me down.I tried to pull the tail of a DONKEY until he kicked me so hard dat i landed in a Gutter...SORRY FRIENDS I DONT PLAY MISCHIEF NOW :)
Posted on: Sun, 30 Jun 2013 03:03:08 +0000
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