CLARA QUOTES: July 2014 (3 years, 8 months) “First one up the stairs is a dirty pyjama!” “But I only have one stomach each day!” [to Adrian, who said he would eat all of her stomachs] “I wish the waves had eyes, because then they would see Adrian’s bathing suit and wouldn’t wash it away.” “That way if two people are going to the bathroom at the same time they’ll each have their own toilet paper” [theory on why the airplane bathroom had two toilet paper roll dispensers] “Wow, the city is really, really beautiful.” [seeing a view of the Luton parking lot as the airplane landed at night] “I just love Mackenzie. She’s in my head.” “Maybe it ate too much.” [in response to Adrian, who said his molar which had fallen out smelled bad] August 2014 (3 years, 9 months) “When will Mackenzie be done milking?” “This is a magic acorn. It can even make the weather nice tomorrow, and it can even turn a zombie into a pig!” “I hate moths, because they make holes in your clothes, and then people can see your belly through your clothes.” “I found a worm bone!” [actually the dried root of a bush] “Pictu peeking under the bed!” [quoting Tom who apparently misheard her saying ‘Is Protopic good or bad?’] “If you want to put your finger in my mouth, I can take my teeth away.” [while travelling at high speed in a boat] “I’m having trouble getting these raisins aboard my little spoon” September 2014 (3 years, 10 months) “Maybe you should put on some horse-shoes.” [after I protested it was too difficult to drag her on a blanket across the rug] “Let’s leave this way. P.S. I need to go to the bathroom.” [after reading the book ‘The Jolly Postman’ which includes various letters] “Hello, I’m a random man who doesn’t have anywhere to sleep.” [ringing a pretend doorbell] “My name is Margicas.” “Could you please glue rocks to my shoes?” [Why?] “Because I want to go roller-skating.” “You could build some stairs that went up, up, up, all the way to that star.” “Daddy, your beard is like a plant, because your beard grows and plants grow.” October 2014 (3 years, 11 months) “But where do the teachers sleep at school?” “I’m drawing a question mark. That way if you need to ask a question you can just look in here.” “We could name the new baby Pictu… or Arnold?” [knowing it was a girl] “In the winter will there be mountain goats? Do mountain goats live in the winter or in the summer? I made up a song about a mountain goat eating a bug. It goes “Hana hana mountain goat, Hana hana mountain goat. So he ate that bug, and then he went to jail.”” “But I don’t want anyone to admire me.” [refusing to wear her Elsa Halloween costume in front of her father or grandparents] November 2014 (4 years) “Mommy, how did the world end up?” [trying to understand how/why the world came into existence] “How old is Miss Gill?” [I don’t know; how old do you think she is?] “I think she’s 26.” [about her teacher, who is likely in her 50’s or 60’s] “You mean like mushed up avocado?” [clarifying what the word ‘mucus’ meant] [How was the play you saw at school today?] “Thumbs in the middle.” [Why?] “Because I didn’t like the girl’s voice. It was too loud, it made my eardrums stick out of my ears. But then they popped back in again.” “Will we survive forever?” “What’s chair times chair?” [I don’t know] “Chair-chair!” [listening to Adrian learn his times tables] “Mommy, right, or left?” [left] “Actually I recommend right.” [hiding a present behind her back] “Does Tom put spicy sauce in his tea instead of sugar?”
Posted on: Thu, 20 Nov 2014 18:48:53 +0000
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