COLLECTIONS OF HISTORIC NIGERIAN WISE SAYINGS (must read): . Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1932) . He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1804) . He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) . Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1940) . Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain-of-fire member - William Shakespeare (1788) . Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904). . Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up b4 drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1993). . Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face,is capable of murder....obasanjo(1999) . Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT _buhari 1980 . Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Fela Kuti (1979) . No mata hw hot ur temper is,it cannot cook yam.Goodluck jonathan (2013) . He farts and farts and farts without odour never tries Ewa aganhin- Herbert Macually (1806) . Any Nigerian dat has never taken gala n lacasera has never experienced hold up in Lagos - Nelson Mandela . He who completely unties an agege bread nylon before eating with agoyin beans is 100percent patient.(Kwame Nkrumah 1846). . “The average woman outlives the average man because women dont have wives.” - Sir Pete Edochie, 2009 . Those who eats indomie as dinner are easily defeated in their dreams..,.........Aristotle 1806 . anybody wey say nofin dey happen for dis country will be shot 9 time (2face 2006) . he who fnds a mosquito resting on his testicle wil understnd dat there are better ways of solvin a prblm oda dn usin volenc- Bruce lee(1934) . He who refuses 2classify Agege bread and Akara as a type of sandwich is a racistFidel Castro (1990) . Any lady who has bin dating a guy 4 8years nd stil wore an engagment ring frm him,has neva watch d lord of the rings before-Lt ojukwu (1966) . Na wen soldier slap u na den u go knw say police is ur friend -anini (1984) . sitting down and creating stuffs like this shows how jobless nigerians are.- sunusi lamido(2014) . the beautiful ones are nt yet born, nd the ugly ones refuuse to die (queen elizabeth) . No food for a lazy man is nt for him whose mama dey sale mama put (Robert mugabe 1982) . When a man opens a car door for his wife, it is either d wife is new or d car is new,,, Unknown . Corruption + silience =9JA, but he who blow wistle is a state enemy---IT bomb . if u buy bible nd olive oil as valantine gift if she vex jst leave am na witch..obasanjo {2005} . anyone that collect bread from Nigerian mad man and goes scott free he neva meet original were be that - Yaradua 2009 . he who loses presidential election thrice should make the country ungovernable... gen buhari 2011 . Da world is a small place doesnt mean u can treck from Nigeria to italy (Oba of Benin. 1914) . No matter how ur house far, person house must dey ur back yard.… Nelson Mandela(1990) . A woman that want twins does not sleep with pant on. Laundry Berber (1864) . no matter the adverts garri will stil sell more than indomie Sound sultan 1997 . He who watched the whole season series of 24, without putting on a generator is either a worker at NEPA or he didnt watch it at all. IBB 2012 . Anyone dat read this without laffin, that person is looking for a job or must be having emotional issues- Chisom Okoroji 2014
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