(CONFUSION NONI!) Mr. Akpors comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: I have great news, I m a month overdue. I think we are going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we cant tell anybody. The next day, Mrs. Akpors receives a telephone call from PHCN (Power Holding Company of Nigeria) because the electricity bill has not been paid. Am I speaking to Mrs. Akpors? Yes, speaking PHCN guy: Youre a month overdue, you know! How do YOU know? stammers the young woman. Huh Well, maam, its in our files! says the PHCN guy . What are you saying? Its in your files, HOW? Yes, we have a system of finding out whos overdue GOD !!!!!!, this is too much. Madam, I am sorry, I am following orders, I have to inform you, that you are overdue I know that let me talk to my husband about this tonight, he will speak to your company tomorrow. That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he mad as a bull, rushes to PHCN office the next day morning. Whats going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours? Angry Mr Akpors shouts. Just calm down, says the lady at the reception at PHCN, its nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us. PAY you? and if I refuse? Well, in that case, sir, we have no option but to cut yours off. And what would my wife do then? the husband asks. I dont know. I guess, she would have to use a candle!!! Mr Akpors fainted!!
Posted on: Tue, 20 May 2014 16:09:15 +0000