CONV ERSATION IN HEAVEN! ANGELS: almighty father we are tired of these Nigerians .......in heaven o GOD: What have they done this time? ANGELS: everything! they dont listen to instructions, they dont obey traffic rules, they dont wait for their turn in anything...! they are reckless ! (exasperated) in fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them. GOD: please bear with them. they are very special to me.....ehm let me call SATAN in hell to see how hes doing. (phone rings) hello Lucifer, how are things over there? SATAN: Baba God pls call me later. Am solvin issues here. (ten minutes later) GOD: hello lusifer Satan: ill call you back. the issue has turned into crisis. (one hour later) Satan: sorry Baba God. God: lucifer are you having problems over there? Satan: is these Nigerians i have with me in hell o (stammers) they...they....they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners. Naija!!!=D Chai I love NAIJA
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 06:01:03 +0000