COWORKER QUOTE OF THE DAY! So Im getting tired of it, he said, frustration lending a plaintive tone to the words, as if he had said this to himself so many times it sought escape from his mind. What happened? I prompted Alright, he began, the words rushed as if they crowded themselves together, squeezing through the door as they fled a burning building. Yesterday, I was at the second line, and you know, I was loaded so I texted my girl some dirty messages. Well I got home, took a shower, and got in the bed naked to watch TV. She got home from work, got in , and eventually just turned the tv off and turned her back to me. I was still sitting up, my glasses on, ya dig? Here he looked to me for solidarity, and I nodded my understanding. Well, Im like whats up? He continued. She turns over and says to me, what happened to all that stuff you said you was gonna do? Well he finished, baby , if Im taking too long to do that, you can spark the flame you know. A FIRECRACKER AINT GONNA LIGHT ITSELF. Hahahahaha.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 14:11:33 +0000
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