CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of N350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village. FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet.(wetin u go put inside d wallet)? STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) . WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch (Money speaking). WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid dey live there (Political Armed Robber). TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks (You may not live well enough to tell the story). IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die na). FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000 at Genesis Cinema...(Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now). LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you ). MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILLIAN HAIR (Hmmm....Life don tire you abi??? ). DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say God created them for a purpose (Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey) Niger ure mouthed. Type GOD BLESS NIGERIA if ure a true Nigerian citizen.....
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 18:03:27 +0000
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