CRAZY NAIROBIANS WHEN IN NAIROBI: >he lives in kibera >he uses route 11 to and from industrial area. >he drinks black milkless tea with sugar that can only be heard, and not tasted. >he doesnt have a tv. >he earns sh.2000 per month. BUT WHEN IN UPCOUNTRY FOR A FUNERAL: >he only comes home during a funeral. >Drives a rented prado to the funeral, which he attends in a borrowed suit and borrowed italian leather. >Since he drives a prado, funeral tradition dictates he must say a thing or two you know i am an under-the-solar industrialist(jua kali artisan) and i was very busy, engrossed in my office work when i received the unfortunate call on my nokia luminator(mulika mwizi), nkt yaawa, anyway i wont talk much, let my wallet do the talking.....(searches) nkt mayooo, i forgot my smart card and ATM in narobi, so for now il give just Sh.200, when i get to narobi ill send the rest via western union NANI YEYE?
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 04:00:00 +0000