CRAZY SHIT OTHER TOURIST SAID ON SAFARI TODAY: Tourist: Apart - TopicsExpress



          

CRAZY SHIT OTHER TOURIST SAID ON SAFARI TODAY: Tourist: Apart from the obvious, how can you tell if an elephant is male or female Guide: see that bull elephant over there? Tourist: Yes Guide: Just look behind his eyes.. see how the skin is wet? Tourist: yes. Guide: well, that tells you he is in must and is ready for mating. The fluid is secreted by some small glands that only males produce... so when you see that, you know that the elephant is a male. Tourist: (long pause... at least 5 seconds)... Oh, OK.... so is he hurt?
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 12:29:58 +0000

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