Cajun Joke: Boudreaux had a bad car accident caused by an 18 wheeler running a stop sign. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Boudreaux; “Didn’t you say at the scene of the accident “I’m fine”? Broudreaux said, “Let me told you what happened to me, I had jus loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da…” The lawyer interrupted , “ I didn’t ask you for any details,” “Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, “I’m fine”? Boudreaux said, “ I had just got Bessie into da trailer and I was driving down da road.” The lawyer interrupted again and said, “Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the State Policeman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to answer the question” By this time, the Judge was fairly interest in Boudreaux’ s answer and said to the lawyer, “I’d like to hear what he had to say about his favorite mule, Bessie” Boudreaux thanked the judge and proceeded. “I had just loaded Bessie, ma favorite mule, into da trailer and was driving her down da hiway when dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. Me, I was thrown into one side of the ditch & Bessie into the utter. I was hurting real bad & didn’t want to move a tall. But I could hear ole Bessie moaning & groaning. Me, I knew she was in some kind o terrible shape. Shortly after da accident, a State Potrolum man , he came on da scene. He heard Bessie moaning & groaning, so him, he want over to her. After he took hisself a look at her, he took out his gun and shot her between da eyes. Den da Patrolum-man came cross da road, gun in hand, and looked at me & said “How are you feeling?” NOW, WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY?”
Posted on: Tue, 23 Sep 2014 00:37:00 +0000
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