Can I just say that I hate pooping in toilets with the automatic - TopicsExpress

Can I just say that I hate pooping in toilets with the automatic flushes... I mean I am just sitting there enjoying my morning poop and then shift my body to one side so blood can flow to ass cheek then suddenly WHOOOOoooshhh. I am half done!! Excuse me!!! Its like eating your lunch halfway then suddenly somebody come clear your table. I mean I REALLY would like the experience of seeing a full bowl of newly minted shit before I have the satisfaction of flushing it all down in one efficient flush. Then theres the story of how precious our potable water is. Then these friggin hyper sensitive eager beaver toilets keep flushing and flushing each time I even breathe. OMG. THE GUILT!!! So I dont breathe. Dont move. Or the auto flush will catch you!! Trying to shit without getting sniped. @earlymorningguerillawarfare

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