Can a person sell a coffee table book of their tweets? Can I try that? I dunno. Here are some: My soul animal is a Twix in a mannequins hand. I wanna ask someone if I can crash at their place, and if they say yes, just barrel a Subaru through their front bay window. You think Edward James Olmos ever tanked at a callback audition & went home & said Edward James ALMOST! & put his fist through a mirror? If my wife ever beats me in a board game, I cant wait to grab her wrist and ask her if shes trying to make a fool of me. If I ran for President, Id start every speech entering on a Segway, alongside Donal Logue as This Kiss by Faith Hill plays way too loud.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 09:06:01 +0000
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