Cant sleep so here I sit looking on Craigslist at the Missed Connections column and I am thoroughly convinced the world is absolutely full of psycho, stalking, nut job cases out there. Yall need to check this thing out if you havent already done so (I had never looked at it before). Anyway...there are people declaring their undying love for somebody they just met while putting gas in their car at a gas station and another one who must have fifteen posts telling her boyfriend he is gonna be sorry for letting her go (Ya better hide somewhere up in the mountains there Jack is all I can suggest) and another one that says she has been trying to hook up with some guy she met over ten years ago when he held a door open for her at a shoe store. (Didnt you feel the connection?.....It was electrifying and the unspoken communication between us was palpable.) But the winner.....was some chick in Atlanta Ga. that kept some guys tee shirt from a one night stand they had several years ago and used it whenever she thought of him. She wanted to know if they could hook up one last time and she would give the shirt back to him. Of course....she couldnt remember his name.....Just that she loved him. (What the crap does used mean when she said she used it whenever she thought of him anyway? And if I were him I dont think I would want that nasty shirt back under ANY circumstances. Prolly infected with some type of STD by now and would need to be deloused before even the cat could sleep on it. Prolly all crusty and funkified for sure. When she gets done using it she prolly just stands it up in the corner of the room till next time she wants to have a think. Ya just KNOW this one is uglier than a bag of smashed butt holes. Now.....If I could just find that lady that worked in that convenience store twenty years ago that sold me that bag of tater chips (Im sure you remember me....I was the one that bought the BBQ flavored chips. Oh! And a Coke too! Yeah!....Im sure you remember me now. Anyway.....I WILL find you......I will. Jeez.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 10:31:12 +0000
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