Captains Log. 18Aug14 After succumbing to the fact that my mother ship may never arrive the natives and I have come to the realization that we are stuck together and may as well make the best of it. With that being said I came across some paper work describing in detail the canine unit. According to the papers he is a year old today. Therefore we are having what the natives call a birthday party. Upon seeing the two oldest male natives for the first time in weeks, the female has reverted back to what I understand is early childhood and is speaking in a natal tongue. I must correct this for this fetus talk is driving me insane. The eldest of the males has grown in a vertical direction to a point that he is now taller than me. When asked if I felt threatened by his new. stature and knowledge of something called karate, I laughed and stated your words of Kung fu grandeur have nothing on my catlike reflexes. The second male has been With his peers at the educational institution. There has not been a moments peace for over three hours. Someone please send me some liquid reinforcements....
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 21:24:22 +0000
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