Career java-hound and drunk asshole Matt Mattovich Cerovich - TopicsExpress



          

Career java-hound and drunk asshole Matt Mattovich Cerovich finally broke his silence on his career halting injury today, I fell asleep some time after sun-up Satur.....Sunday? Some time on the weekend. With a gaddamn lit cig still in my game hand. Got a nasty blister on my middle finger. Almost lit the couch on fire. Its been tough, yknow? I handle things, dispense things with that hand. Drink. Smack my kids. Ive been jerkin off with my middle finger out, kind of telling fate it can go screw. But I finally had to bite the bullet, yknow? Trust my top notch medical team. We tried on about 30 childrens Dingbats bandaids....ultimately, settled on the one with a motor cyle driver on it. I feel it reflects my personal commitment to living in the fast lane. And Dingbats© Brand Band-Aid Strips. More on this story as it develops.
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 07:47:11 +0000

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