Category: Joke Rated: PG Here you guys Laurie sent me some interested words. See if you get them (?) I tried to catch some fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I know a guy whos addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club but I d never met herbivore. Im reading a book about anti-gravity. l cant put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. PMS jokes arent funny. Period. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. Class trip to the Coca Cola factory. I hope theres no pop quiz. Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery. I didnt like my beard al first. Then it grew on me. How do you make holy Water? Boil the hell out of it! What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? thesaurus. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. What does a clock do when its hungry? It goes back four seconds. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger Then it hit me. Broken pencils are pointless.
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