Cats riding bikes to bars to be safe from DUIs Seth calls it riding dirty, wordy and it’s seeming wise No need to find fines for open containers Open road and sidewalk cruising, folks that are neighbors Soaked entertainers, it’s Eric Tarr in rare form Dancing a jig, cutting the rug to bits, a fair warning It’s half of E4 and probably Kopson from the Margin 4 hair styles for the price of one, a true bargain Black hoodies uniform riding and it’s true to form Presidential rolled cigars dampened in a humidor You’ve been warned don’t say I didn’t tell you shoo the door Leaving other riders sucking wind like a hookah slore Moving forth at the speed of pedals pushed by low tops Riding past the flashing lights from blue and whites, no cops You know what? Seth popping wheelies makes the light gleam Bat signal from his reclaimed ride, a slight beam Projecting to the clouds, brutal now, it might seem The beard is flawless, paragon of hygiene Got the flavor of a reenactment for the civil war WD40 sprays helps handlebars swivel more You’ve got a plate of hate, the label takes a nickel core Only way to ride smoother-rocking a seat with velour And don’t think it hasn’t been considered, 4 seasons And this is Indiana, Fort Wayne, all the more reason To keep it practical, no lawyer fees and gas price crisis No driver’s license, the bike niceness suffices The titans of tightness, ride in the night swift, no night sticks No license is required, pliers and some vice grips Get a flat, it’s heading back home smarting for art fair by far they’re better off than busters busting car’s spares Going green by happenstance, river dancing rapper shams So when you hear the rumble, no it’s not an avalanche Potent mixed drinks slosh in Gatorade bottles And when they made it home, man you know they make it with wobbles aiming it awful, imitators may have just groveled, but take an ensemble And what you get is far from fatal, you may make it a novel Got a steak and a taco easy riders kings of the roadwork Eric on his remade bike with slow turns monster truckers and hummer pilots won’t learn But that’s their loss when it’s time to filler up, right Plus Mike with an R in the front of his name is cruising by So keep your eyes peeled for riders, lest you lose an eye No platform heel fish tanks to rank ‘em superfly Take the stupid, sell them way low and nuke ‘em high Oh yeah
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 03:26:00 +0000
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