Central Bank of Jokes(CBJ) wrote: These are some Laughable Quotes By Prominent Nigerian Leaders (Repost) Trust me... We live in a funny country. 1. “We want to thank the president for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” ? Information Minister, Labaran Maku. 2. “You press men, you always say there are no minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite.” ? Barkin Zuwo 3. “Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria.” ? GEJ 4. “I will water your school and fire your school.” ? Orji Uzoh Kalu 5. “Nigerians, don?t panic. Terrorist attack is everywhere ? maybe it is our turn.” ? GEJ 6. “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” ? Dame Patience Jonathan 7. “I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira.” ? Atiku Abubakar 8. “Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” ? Umaru Dikko 9. “Telephone is not meant for the poor. ” ? David Mark 10. “The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States.” ? Yakubu Gowon 11. “School is not meant for the poor, only for the rich.” ? Ikedi Ohakim 12. “At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly.” ? Diezeani Allison- Madueke 13. “Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria.” ? Olusegun Obasanjo 14. “The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny.” ? Mallam Isa Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi State 15. “On behalf of 20 million naira, I?ll donate my family” ? Dame Patience Jonathan 16. “We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result.” ? Chris Uba 17. “I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment.” ? Dame Patience Jonathan 18. “I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” ? Dame Patience Jonathan ONLY GOD CAN SAVE NAIJA!
Posted on: Fri, 23 Aug 2013 05:32:00 +0000
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