Change of subject. How about a funny story!!!! Well this is how it happened!!! Ya see it was the first of the year. Closets to clean, clothes to sort and so on. So why it hit me I will never know BUTT (no pun intended) Ya see I suggested to hubby that we get brand new shiny TOILET SEATS!!! Have not changed em in a while. Well I guess he just went and bought the thing and never mentioned it to me. Lets just say I had to potty at 3am. Its a nightly run. Off I went to my bathroom. No light needed, its like riding a bike right? Dear friends I hit that toilet seat and it was the feeling of being pushed off the side of a very icy mountain!!!! That seat flew off one way me the other :-O Lets just say he didnt tighten the thing down so good. It happened so fast, I was somewhat in shock. Half asleep, undies around my ankles sitting somewhere under the bathroom sink!!!! Cats took off like lighting from the noise. Once I got myself calmed down and somehow got up off the floor I didnt even HAVE to pee!!!! I swear sometimes I wonder how I get into so many well positions :-) Moral of this story is ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS check out your new toilet seat before sitting on it~~~~Still looking for that toilet paper roll... Hummmmmmm.
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 23:29:20 +0000
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