Chapel Chuckle (Saturday and Sunday) - A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Have you ever done anything of particular merit? St.Peter asked. Well, I can think of one thing, the man offered. On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldnt listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, Now, back off, or Ill kick the brains out of all of you! St. Peter was impressed .. When did this happen? Couple of minutes ago.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 00:03:25 +0000
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