Chapter 2 of Cathy Elam White And The Moon Men No one knew of Cathys secret training at Calumet except for Kim Allen Such who hid behind a pile of history books. For years Kim has been trying to tell people that Cathy is stuck on the moon, but no one wants to listen. Now Kim is at Nasa trying to convince Colonel Tamala. C.T: Its no use Kim, my hands are tied. If what you say is true, we cant prove it. No files can be found. Colonel Tamalas hot secretary Guinella Mitchell, enters... G.M: Colonel here is that 1963 top secret file everyones talking about. C.T: Where did you find this? G.M: It was on the newspaper rack next to the Enquirer. Look at the headlines, 8 year old still stranded on the moon. Where did Sandra Bullock disappear to and Possum Girl slays the Yick. C.T: No matter, our government doesnt have the money for a rescue and Obamas vacations. Back on the moon, Cathy has stolen a satellite signal to watch a movie. Cathy: It figures! Of all the movies I can choose from, HBO is running nothing but old George Clooney movies Cloonies: More moon cheese and Dr. Pepper madam? Cathy; No more moon cheese and Dr. Pepper, I want off this moon! Meanwhile back on Earth, Kim Allen Such tries to convince Cindy and Carol that Cathy is on the moon. Kim: Cant you tell that the replacement looks like Sandra Bullock. This is not Cathy! Carol and Cindy: We know that! Sandra is so much cooler and we get to go to all her movie premieres. Kim: You have a good point. Im sure Cathy can take care of herself. Alun: I would help her out, but the big and tall store doesnt carry an astronaut suit in my size. Back on the moon Cathy discovers That when eating moon cheese and drinking Dr. Pepper energizes immensely. Cathy: I wonder if I put this in my spaceships tank... Will Cathys idea work? Will Kim, Carol and Cindy get to be in Sandra Bullocks next movie? Will the big and tall store ever carry astronaut clothing? Who knows, except for the idiot that is writing this crap!
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 19:02:31 +0000
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