Charlie: Guess WHAT, Mommy?! We pwacticed a FIGH-YAH DWILL AT SCHOOL! Mommy: (jaw drops) NO WAY! That is so cool Charlie! What happened? What did you do? Charlie: We heard dis LOUD ALARM like...WAHHH. WAHHH. WAHHH. Mommy: Ohh man, like EHHHHH. EHHHH. EHHH. Charlie: No no, Mommy. Like this: WAHHHH. WAHHH. WAHHH. Not EHHH like you did. Mommy: WAH. I get it. Then what did you do? Charlie: We all had to go outside from da high school, walk ober to da baseball field like, SO FAR, and the older high school fwaaaands had to go back to our classroom and check if there are any udder kids left in there and IF THERE WERE...(dramatic pause...followed by a whisper)...they would be in so. much. TWOUBLE. Mommy: Hahaha oh man, were there any kids left? Did anyone get in trouble? Charlie: No. But I think if there was someone in there like...watching TV...they would be in trouble. Mommy: Do you guys even have a TV in your classroom? Charlie: (matter-of-factly) NO, Mommy. They would have to carry their OWN TV inside to watch it. But then theyd get in trouble. Mommy: Well Ill make sure I dont send you to school with a TV. But its very important to learn that if you hear that alarm, you must stop whatever youre doing and get out of the school. Even if youre playing Legos, or coloring, or- Charlie: Eben if you are in the middle of going potty. If you hear WAHHHH WAHHH WAHHH then you gotta run outside and....poop in da grass, I guess.
Posted on: Wed, 16 Apr 2014 19:26:34 +0000
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