Charlie: MOM. MEE. You will NEBER. EBER. GUESS. Who came to our preschool todaaaayyyyyyyyy. Mommy: Hmmm....Santa? Charlie: (giggles) No, he is on vacation. Mommy: The tooth fairy? Charlie: No, she did not come. Mommy: Lindsay Lohan. Charlie: Whoever dat is...she was not there. Mommy: Thank goodness. Who came today? Im out of guesses. Charlie: DA. POLICE. Mommy: (exaggerated gasp) Oh my gosh! (Leans in close, looks back and forth, and in a whisper) Were they looking for me. Charlie: (giggles) No, you are silly. He walked in da classroom and told us about poison. He had apple juice and a bottle of poison. And he had PEPPER SPRAY. And he told us how to call 9-1-1 if you are hurt. Mommy: Wait...go back to the apple juice part... Charlie: He showed us how to tell da difference between like, apple juice and a giant bottle of poison. The poison has a mad face on it, so thats like saying youll get mad if you drink dis bottle of stuff. And he showed us his COY. We got to sit in da FWONT SEAT OF DA COYYYYYYYY. And he told us how to dial 9-1-1. But the phone he showed us did not look like your phone...I told him your phone is the oldest most ancient phone in da whole world and it probably doesnt dial 9-1-1 because its just way old. Mommy: You told the police that. Charlie: Yeah cause I told him one day you were mad and yelling about how your phone is the worst most crappy phone and it NEBER WORKS. I heard you say dat...on the way to school...right?
Posted on: Tue, 06 May 2014 13:44:30 +0000
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