Check this out if u know ur own like or comement.... · Guided Missiles Church ( The founder must have worked with NATO in the United States, or something close!) · JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY’ ( As opposed to where he was in the – THEN – ministry?) · Healing Has Begun Ministry ( This should bring multitudes…..in the beginning) · God’s Own Ministry ( I guess here the ownership is not in doubt!) · The True Assemblies of God Church (don’t want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of God we know) · Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac) (Are we looking at a sense of timing here or the surname is being emphasized) · Huricane Miracle Ministry (In nigeria……?) · Healing Tsunami Ministry (I guess , both should be situated side by side , my guess is twin brothers founded them!) · Satan in Trouble Ministry (You guys are helping him out, or wanna join in the fun?) · Fire for Fire Ministry (Founded by a descendant of Moses …actually started with the name ‘An eye for an eye’ ministry) · FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt) (I’ll take a guess, members are fit, and all have black belts in Karate) ·Run For Your Life Ministry ( You can’t say , you haven’t been warned!) · The Yoke Must Broke Ministry (Spelling error or founded in warri?) · Jesus Heal Ministry ( Focussed and to the point…!) · Face to face ministry ( No emails, mobile phones allowed- everything here in done face to face!) · Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace (An oxymoron….meaning?) · Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja,Niger State) (Nitrogen, diesel, Kerosene and gasoline in sure supply!) · By fire By Fire Ministry (These guys are not kidding!!!!) · HOLY FIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES (Doesn’t this remind you of run for your life ….?) · David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna) (Size and weight counts here….!) · House of Jehova’s Padawans (TransAmadi, PH) (Check this out, IT WASNT THERE!- what the heck is padawans?!!!) · JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY (As opposed to other ministries where HE IS IN his what?…LOWLINESS?) · OPM – Other people’s money (PH) ( Now I like this one….our mission is clear!!!!) · God in action ministries (Isn’t there a movie with that title?) · Moving mountain gospel church ( You can’t say this guys are not scriptural….) · MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (Muslims/Jews/Hindus don’t belong here is another way of saying this!!!) · Fellowship of the Wings – Ajah (Langbasa) (This is a church….right?) · Power Foundation Ministries,Aba. === The pastor’s maiden crusade was titled: “Your Money is Looking For You” (I actually like the crusade title for the name of the church!) · HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY(Abuja) (Are these ones for or against God?) · HIGH TENSION MINISTRY (There is absolutely nothing wrong with this if the church location describes the church name!!!!) ·JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (Benin) === for those of you who don’t get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err… the “F” word ( sounds like a warning) ·Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry (I know this one MUST be BASED in warri) · Accredited Church of God (Jega’s INEC should see and agree with this or not!) · Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba (believe me igbo man no dey carry last n The first sermon should read -Many are called, few were chosen) · Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated · Ministry Of The Naked Wire –Bayelsa State (Be warned!, naked cables are everywhere!) ·LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD ( We only need to check your blood samples and tell if you are one of us!!!!) ·Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries – Benin (IF you have no Ahab friends and ain’t seen Elijah before, sorry pal, you are not one of us!) · God is Real Ministry. Motto: “Jesus no get muscle but he get power” (Another warri based ministry with a clear mandate! – muscle building not allowed) · Fire burn ministries (Another clear warning!) · JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY – Portharcourt (Owned by an Ikwerre man!, after all, land is mentioned and it is in PH) · Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen – Abeokuta (What can I say to this …but, Amen too!!!) · Old time religion ministry (Yes my brothers and sisters, its old time again, join us when you are 50 years and above!) · Strong Hand of God ministry (Yes! Thats what we are!, if you are weak hand of God, weare STRONG) · Best Spot In The Land of God Church – Apapa. (I am still thinking of what to write here….) · Trigger happy ministry. Motto- always firing the devil ( Second motto should read ,: come equipped , AK47 minimum standards) · KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD – Ibadan ( I didn’t have to check this out!) · Jesus knows his children ministry – Benin (Yes! …We are the one!) · SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS (namely…?) · Perfect Christianity Ministry owned by Dr. Fireman (No short cuts here!) · Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries ( I give up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)... Chai! I don faint, if to say na so wey repent reach eeh, Naija 4 be landlord 4 heaven.
Posted on: Sun, 18 Aug 2013 13:55:03 +0000
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