Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said its H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me ! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with I. MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, I am. MILLIE: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didnt punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...... ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I dont have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on My Dog is exactly the same as your brothers.. Did you copy his ? CLYDE : No sir, Its the same dog. Courtesy : I Cant Believe It
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