Christian Comedy Central FB Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. What dya want me to do, Doctor? Hold the lantern, Mike. Here it comes! the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see. Mike, youre the proud father of... a fine strapping boy. Saints be praised, I... Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mike. Soon the doctor delivers the next child. Youve a full set now, Mike. A beautiful baby daughter. Thanks be to... Again the Doctor cuts in, Hold the lantern, Mike, Hold the lantern! Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor holds up the baby for Mikes inspection. Doctor, asks Mike, Do you think its the light thats attracting them?
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 23:26:50 +0000
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