Churches offer memberships, like Fitness Gyms do, so if you are one of those... paying your pastor for a church membership... then you should expect the best quality service from them. For example, they should become your very-own Personal Assistant. After all, they work for you, not you for them. And if you are ever in doubt as to how sincere and devouted your pastor is, just follow these simple steps: (1.) Walk barefoot for two or four miles (2.) Demand for your pastor to wash your feet (3.) Slap them across the face, and then wait for them to give you the other cheek (4.) Ask them for 10% of their income......... if they pass the test... have them wash and polish your car.
Posted on: Mon, 04 Nov 2013 07:38:16 +0000
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