Classic Blobby, Compo, Dwarf and Fat Scotsman night tonight. Dwarf has just had a new knee joint, so we were all examining the scar, what a beauty, extends from his ankle to his Pubes. He kept rubbing his crotch and saying the other one needs doing but we werent sure about that. Its so good to see him back in the club, I dribbled some fine red wine on the new jumper my wife bought me, Oh rats! it has taken a lot of scrubbing to get it out before she sees it. Blobby proved that he suffers from that complaint where you cannot tolerate empty pint glasses. Bill Lane came into our conversation, Dwarf said how much he enjoyed roast Humming Birds, Compo said he enjoyed several barbequed on a stick. Peter DEnbeau also featured in our discussion, I cant remember why, perhaps its because he would also like to join our Sunday night Red Wine specials and take part in the general abuse we give each other. Imagine Peter DEbeau, Bill William N Jr Lane and Blobby, Compo, Dwarf and Fat Scotsman in our little club on a Sunday night. The Bar maid already laughs her socks of at us, better still if she wore stockings and suspenders.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 00:51:28 +0000
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