Classic One…. In year 2030…….. Operator: Hello Pizza Hut! Customer: Hello Can you Please take my order.? Operator: Can I have your multipurpose Aadhar Card Number first Sir? Customer: Yeah! My number is – 9988023 3369 3336583-45-45668 Operator: OK…. You are Mr. Singh and you’re calling form 17 ABC Apartment. Your home number is 4096682460. Your office 786682235 and your mobile number 002358565662. You are calling from your home number now. Customer: (Astonished) how you got all my phone number. Operator: we are connected to the system sir. Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza… Operator: that’s not a good idea sir. Customer: How come? Operator: According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even high cholesterol sir. Customer: What? What did you recommend then? Operator: Try our low fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You will like it…. Customer: How do you know for sure? Operator: You borrow a book titled ‘Popular Hokkien Dishes’ form the national library last week. Sir. Customer: ok I give up…. Give me three family size ones then. Operator: That should be enough for your family of 10 Sir. The total is Rs. 2450. Customer: can I pay by credit card? Operator: I’m afraid you have to pay us cash. Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That’s not including the last payment charges on your housing loan. Sir. Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives. Operator: You can’t sir. Based on the records, you’re exhausted even your overdraft limit. Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas. I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it goanna take anyway? Operator: About 45 minutes sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle. Customer: What? Operator: According to the details in the system. You own a motorcycle registration number 1123. Customer: ‘???’ (hmmm these guys know my motorcycle number too) Operator: Is there anything else… Sir? Customer: Nothing! By the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised? Operator: We normally would sir, but based on your records, you’re also diabetic.. In the best interest of your health. We are holding this offer for you. Customer: Teri maa ki………… Operator: Better mind your language sir Remember on 15th July 2007 you were imprisoned for 2 months and fined Rs. 5,000 for using Abusive language against a policeman. Customer Faints… AUR BANAO AADHAR CARD.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 11:47:37 +0000
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