Classic joke! - A drover, who just moved to Queensland from Victoria ,Walks into a bar and orders three glasses of XXXX. He sits in the back of the room, Drinking a sip out of each one in turn.When he finishes them,He comes back to the bar and orders three more.The bartender approaches and tells the drover,You know, a glass goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time. The cattleman replies, Well, you see, I have two brothers.Ones in Tassie , the other ones a sandgroper. When we all left our home in Echuca ,We promised that wed drink this way To remember the days when we drank together.So Im drinking one beer for each of my brothers And one for myself.The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, And leaves it there.The drover becomes a regular in the bar,And always drinks the same way.He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent.When he comes back to the bar for the second round,The bartender says, I dont want to intrude on your grief, But I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss. The drover looks quite puzzled for a moment,Then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. Oh, no, everybodys just fine, he explains,Its just that my wife and I joined the Salvation Army And I had to quit drinking .Hasnt affected my brothers though.
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 00:21:00 +0000
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