Come closer now ye children of the night. Draw nigh unto the fire whilst I tell ye the next chapter in our saga called Hockeygeddan! Tonights chapter 4 is entitled Evil Ed, The Rod of White, and the Mystical Book of Habs!!.... Evil Ed took the Rod of White into his hands (keep your minds out of the gutter you Laff pervs!). Deeper they delved into the inner sanctum of the soul of time until they reached an inner chamber. Placeth thou me in the orifice thou dost see on the floor before thee, the Ancient scepter commanded. Evil Ed complied with his masters wish and upon doing so a pillar arose out of the ground before them. On the pillar was a worn and tattered book without any pages in it. The earth upon which you stand is alive, said the Rod,the book, which thou seest is the mystical book of Habs! Evil Ed just stood in awe as his mentor continued. As thou seeth the book is missing many pages. These have been torn out and stolen by the Laff titans of Root. I have chosen you to defeateth them and returneth the pages back to this inner chamber. The lights in the inner chamber dimmed and an orb of inpenetrable glass appeared. Inside the glass orb was horrible Jim of the Laffs. Thou hast already defeated one of the titans and thusly someth of the pages have returneth unto their rightful place. Thou still hath many more challenges before thee before the book is restored and the Curse comes to full strength!. The old sage inside the Rod of White then spoke in a voice which was tangible only to himself and Evil Ed. With that the minion chanted, the Rod was shattered to show his true form and Evil Ed laughed loudly! Feed The Curse!.... Meanwhile in the land of Laffs, Sir Paul of Root and his second in command Sir Glenn the advisor conspire to bring down Evil Ed. Bring forth the Banshee from the depths... She will bring down the Habs!!! ..... To be continued...
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 01:03:50 +0000